I think I told this to some people before and it's not meant to be racist in any way, but it's terribly corny so brace yourselves. I think I thought of it while shopping one day haha.
Q: What do you call an overweight Malay lady?
A: Obese Siti
(read it out loud)
FUNNY RIGHT??? hurhurhur.
(Some people have answered Fatimah which also makes sense but I think the real answer is more clever! hahaha)
P.S. Please note again that I have nothing against Malays!